10/19/2007

Fun Times: Kitschy Christianity

Check it out, it's Talking Jesus action figures! I so want one. I wonder if the cross and nails are sold separately? I dunno, but I do believe Wal-Mart totally has the right idea—as long as they make sure there’s no toxic lead paint in these probably Chinese-made toys and whatnot (as one commenter joshed, "How would you go about recalling Jesus?").

And by the way, I think Catholicism is by far the best branch of Christianity. We have loads of nutty fun! Perishable food apparitions, flying nuns, cryptic codes, singing monks, loopy saints, wacky exorcisms. I love it. I’ll forever have a sweet spot for the Catholic in me. So pass down that rosary! I can always use it as a lethal whip to fend off evil doers.

In honor of all this kooky Catholic fun, check out this light-hearted post featured earlier this week on Guanabee poking fun at the latest saintly sighting. It’s Pope John Paul II in a bonfire, you guys!

8 comments:

Maria Jose said...

No se como hiciste para escribir esto, que además de comiquísimo, no estás ofendiendo a nadie! Me encantó! sobre todo lo de usar el rosario como arma blanca!

RyanB said...

Yeah, there's a lot going on with the Catholics isn't there? You call it fun (God bless you, my boy!), I call it... scary.

Luisa said...

Grandma would be proud.

Mus said...

Ah yes catholicism, the teachings of the great Cathol, I wonder if they'll ever do a action figure of him. Thank god (no pun intended) they created a Jesus Action figure now I can stop crucifying my Chuck Norris action figures in order to fill in the void of my need for a real Jesus doll and one that talks of all things!! Maybe I can ask him what he will do for a Klondike bar.

PS.

Remember , Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

Caro Ocaña said...

hahahaha... love this post. You are totally right, its pure entertainment, movies, tv and internet wont be the same without it

Cristina said...

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